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Warcraft 2 Strikes Back!
02/11/2011 12:01 AM by Scubacuda.

Cho'gall is one of the characters in the Warcraft series that has been around for quite a long time. If anyone remembers Warcraft 2 at all, you no doubt have seen Cho'gall. Back then, of course, he was corruption-free and served the Horde. After Warcraft 2, he basically disappears until the WoW comic series when he suddenly comes out of nowhere. He goes after C'thun's rotting carcass, sucks in a ton of power, and becomes the monstrosity that we see in WoW.

Cho'gall had 100 HP in Warcraft 2.

In WoW, he's got 101 million HP.

We were also missing one of our most important "HAS-BEEN" Death Knights in the picture. I've taken the liberty of adding him in.

That amount of HP wasn't enough then, and it wasn't enough now.


Fixed it from Morfene's attempted hijack!Scubacuda at 02/11/2011 01:20 AM
Best pic ever.Incitatus at 02/11/2011 03:13 AM
CHAOS CHAOSbornek at 02/11/2011 06:27 AM
Another Council Fight
02/06/2011 11:47 PM by Scubacuda.

Illidari Council, Blood Prince Council, and now, Ascendant Council. Some would technically clarify that this fight is actually an Elementium Monstrosity, but I could hardly care about technicalities. Less worrying about being pedantic and more about killing boss encounters that are becoming like cliches. Already after having defeated these four morons-in-one, I can safely assume Blizzard is starting to create their own boss encounter cliche list.

1) "Merely a setback" encounters.
2) "Council" encounters.
3) "Make you swim in air" encounters.

What's next? A "Wait 5 minutes while the NPC's RP" encounter? Oh wait, that's pretty much been done as well. Its latest victim is Cho'gall, and we're coming for him next!

Anyways, here's your kill shot


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Two Heads or Three?
01/20/2011 11:35 PM by Scubacuda.

Chimaeron is some 3-headed creature that Nefarian probably created from some poor old hydra. Upon first sight, we tried to determine just how many heads he has. Does he have just 2? Or does he have 3? I propose the latter because there are three sets of "ZZZ's" floating above him. A total win to the arguement right? Others say that the 3rd "ZZZ" doesn't count because the 3rd "head" is some appendage. Wait a second! Doesn't a penis count? A penis can sleep you know. It's called "I just got sucked off and I need to rest right now! Please come back later." I rest my case.

So in conclusion, Chimaeron has a penis. Don't be scared though. It will only feud with its two other heads every so often for male superiority. But once you get him to 20%, you best run away.

So now what? Nefarian next? Ascendant Council? How about a Holy Hand Grenade! Confused? You should be!


Me secret weapon... exposed!Incitatus at 01/24/2011 04:07 PM
Dumbness & Blindness
01/13/2011 11:43 PM by Scubacuda.

Normally I start these little finger exercise sessions going into some rambling shpiel about a boss or two and how they get to the state they are. I did that for Hodir and Thorim a few years ago. So let's just get to the meat of things!

Maloriak is like the Putricide of Cataclysm. He creates stuff so horribly that one has to wonder why Nefarian even bothered keeping him on. Did Maloriak do anything behind the scenes when BWL was at its prime? Was his crowning achievement creating Chromaggus? If so, he's had a terrible fall from grace. Also, his voice is incredibly annoying.

After that detour and a run-in with some mini-Chromaggi (yes, I said that), we find eight dwarf ghosts. After disposing them, we once again see Maloriak with a cute little black whelp. Poor little whelp gets blindness. And why does Nefarian sound like Thrall, Varian, and everything else Chris Metzen has to do a voiceover for? I digress.

Atramedes! The Company beckons!

Next thing we know Blizzard will be making a mini version of him for the pet store. He'll still be blind, but whenever you make a lot of noise he'll shoot fireballs at you. Maybe I should avoid being in Chakra for that? Or perhaps avoid doing my awesome Krusty the Clown impersonation? I guess I would be doing the raid a favor by ceasing the latter.

Almost have Chimaeron down. Hopefully we'll get him Sunday!


After taking Scuba 10mins to spell "shoot" correctly we've found out the "Dumbness and Blindness" has taken hold of him from Atramedes.Andas at 01/13/2011 11:58 PM
I need new glasses.Scubacuda at 01/14/2011 12:01 AM
Double Dragon™
01/09/2011 11:14 PM by Scubacuda.

No, this isn't some reference to a 1987 beat 'em up video game from Japan. Technos Japan never saw this fight coming; Valiona and Theralion. Two dragons that look the same as "whats-his-face" in Ruby Sanctum. Anyways, we went there tonight to kill them, and well, we did!

For some strange reason, while Andas kept rambling on about the fight, I kept hearing a coin drop. Perhaps he was constantly inserting coins to keep his mouth going. What happens when you run out of change? Game Over? It was only Game Over for those two dragons.

End of the raid week, blind dragon will die next week for certain.


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